The Blasted Muffins are either;
1. A mixed media art duo composed of Gianluca Missero and Jason Kavanagh, formed in 2011 in a titanic blur of tracks, videos and artwork bounced back and forth via the internet.
2. An attempt by Hox Vox and G.S.S.N.I. to take over the World one weird tune and odd, unsettling video at a time.
3. Two guys from Venice, Italy and Glasgow, Scotland who should really be old enough to know better.
4. Some all or indeed none of the above.